OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and
Long Distance Relationships. →
pokachuu: Disadvantages You can’t hold them, hug them, kiss them, heck.. you can’t even touch them. Your heart hurts because you can’t physically be there for them or wipe their tears when they’re feeling down. You can’t cook for them or bring them food when they’re hungry. You can’t take cute pictures with them. You can’t fully protect them. The only ways you can communicate with them is...
acciolongbottom: bonehatter: lordcrump: my favorite video on the internet If you are serious about being an artist you’d better watch this. I’m positive it will help you. What did I just watch?
lachrymoseleah: cosmo-kramer-the-assman: Cats after anesthesia cackling foooooooorecer
This morning, with her, having coffee.– Johnny Cash, when asked for his definition of paradise. (via oldblueeyes)
Community returns October 19th